i think my tread teacher is famous. the other day i came across an article on people.com (which i believe is the gold standard for celebrity news - not too tawdry and pretty well researched - you rarely see a retraction) announcing her pregnancy. it was so exciting to see her in her own home cradling her beautiful bump. i LOVE my tread teacher. i do NOT love exercising, but jess with the one dimple is so encouraging and inspiring that i have managed to make myself do it nearly every day since i finally got on my tread. in addition to clearly explaining what my feet or arms or hips should be doing, she tells lots of stories. i LOVE stories. unfortunately, a few weeks ago i took a class where she shared that her dog, zeus, had died. i still don’t know when that happened because i only do pre-recorded classes, but i have been desperate to find out more about the dog situation. i have now taken ALL of her twenty minute power walks (except the ones with house music which i really do not enjoy) and still don’t know whether she got a new puppy and how it is going. i have been so anxious for news that i have now taken TWO of her walk-RUN classes. i don’t like to use the word “hate” in this precarious, fragile, polarized era we are living in, but that is a good approximation of how i feel about running. i guess my curiosity trumped my dislike for moving my legs that fast because i did it… TWICE! but i did NOT get any more information. AND i learned that “walk-running” for twenty minutes only burns off two and a third scotchmallows (plain walking takes care of two) so it is not a significant benefit. i am not sure how many more of these super challenging classes i can manage so i am hoping that there will be another article on people.com showing her with her new dog.

(this is meant to represent two and one third scotchmallows… )

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